ring

You call my house at all hours and then hang up on me?! I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING! I got the Caller ID.

the lord delivers

Which one of my grandchildren drew this? (So I’ll know which one needs saving…)

 

Who needs debit cards?

Like I said. I enjoy always going to the bank. Puts a bit of personal in it, ya know?

hand over that remote

There’s just no telling what those Japanese will think of next. I just spent the last hour bowling into the television. Unbelievable.

Seems they’re spending more time these days in tech development than killing our boys.

guess not

Was ANYONE going to let me know about Moses’s passing?

pick that soda can up!

Not in my yard! Don’t roll your eyes at me young man. NO! Stand right there.. you’re not going anywhere! Just wait until my son hears about this! He goes hunting with the deputy sheriff, you know.

Far be it for me…

But someone’s got to tell them polygamies out in Texas that what they are doing to those girls is outrageous. Barefoot and pregnant is no way to spend your preteens. Let me tell ya.

It’s just not right… but then who am I to judge?

Your poor sick granny

 

How much is a Greyhound ticket up here from Ft. Myers, FL?  Someone tell my grandson it’s cheaper than that dope and smackhouse that he’s been breathing!

Clinton

Hillary Clinton, what is up with you?  First you talk, then you laugh.  It’s like a carnival at your house (I would surmise).  Are you going to win the presidency or what?

Highway Robbery is what it is

These gas prices are outrageous!  Calm down, oil barons!